Shining Time Station: Queen for a Day (1995 TV Movie)

George Carlin: Mr. Conductor

Quotes 

• Mr. Conductor : Oh, what a morning, what a day. Just look at those trees, those flowers. Just look at the queen...

  [watches as The Queen walks up a nearby hill] 

  Mr. Conductor : The queen?

• Mr. Conductor : Well, it appears that we've been dealt a pair of knaves to go with our queen.