"Resident Alien" Lone Wolf (TV Episode 2024) - Corey Reynolds as Sheriff Mike Thompson

Sheriff Mike Thompson : Wait, wait, you wash your cast-iron skillet? You can't do that. Where do you think the food's flavor come from?

Deputy Liv Baker : The food?

Sheriff Mike Thompson : The skillet. What you think got more flavor, the food you're cooking, or 10 years of food cooked on iron?

Deputy Liv Baker : I don't know, but now my stomach feels weird.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : All right, men pay, women eat. This goes back to caveman times. The men, they... they go out on a hunt, right? And then they take down a dinosaur. And they drag it back to the hut, and then the women, they prepare the cutlery and the lemonade, then they all sit down, say grace, and eat.

Deputy Liv Baker : To think just one statement could contain 200 million years of misinformation.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Take a look. Damn government drone watching us now.

Deputy Liv Baker : I think that's just some mustard on the window.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : That's just what they want you to think.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : I got a gut feeling something might be going down, so I just want you to keep your eyes peeled for anyone suspicious.

Joseph Rainier : Don't worry. If anybody's up to something, I'll know it.

Sheriff Mike Thompson : Damn. You smell like a winner.

Corey Reynolds: Sheriff Mike Thompson