Resident Alien (TV Series)
The Upper Hand (2024)
Levi Fiehler: Mayor Ben Hawthorne
Quotes
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : I thought maybe if I put in a pool, she'd want to stay.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : You can count me out. I don't swim in water somebody else is tea-bagging.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : I'm pretty sure we'd be wearing bathing suits.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Shit, water don't care. You wrap a tea bag in a Speedo and you put it in some water, you still gonna get a cup of tea that tastes like your nuts.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : [having photographs taken of his feet] It's just too weird.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : I know what you're doing. You're trying to make it sound dirty. It's not. It's not dirty. Now ah... spread your toes for me.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Hey, are you busy?
Harry Vanderspeigle : Yes, I'm in the middle of a thought.