Resident Alien (TV Series)

Lovebird (2024)

Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle

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Quotes 

• Harry Vanderspeigle : It it exciting to find new places to have sex. You should lock your car door, by the way.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Whoever says, "eats like a bird" never took a bird to sushi.

• General Eleanor Wright : Is this all just a joke to you?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : No. Just the joke parts.

• Heather : I have to go to the bathroom.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : I will chaperone you like a human male in a false show of protection.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : That will be Asta coming to apologize, probably with a pie. I will get rid of her, but I will keep the pie.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Asta, I am in love, and it makes me want to dance.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Oh, my God, but it didn't teach you how.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : That is why you will never know true love and why you will end up lonely spinners.

  D'Arcy Bloom : Well, it's spinsters.

  Asta Twelvetrees : Why would you correct him?

  D'Arcy Bloom : No idea.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Where is this van? And is it locked?

  Asta Twelvetrees : You're not having sex in the van.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Not if I don't know where it is.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : [to Asta]  You never help anyone for them. You do it for you. Because you think helping is the only reason anyone will love you. So you go around, looking for broken and needy people to help, which is perfect that this stray cat

  [indicating D'Arcy] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : showed up at your door, except she cannot give love back. She can only take more and more because she is a pit of need with no bottom, a sun at the center of her own universe, incapable of caring about anyone but herself.

  D'Arcy Bloom : Okay, that's ...

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Accurate? Yes.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : I got the final ingredient for my formula. You'll be happy to know I got the matter.

  General Eleanor Wright : Good.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : You're supposed to say 'What is the matter?' And then I say 'I don't know. Whassa matter with you?'

  [laughs] 

  General Eleanor Wright : Is this all just a joke to you?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : No. Just the joke parts. Do not worry. I will get to work and find out what the Greys are doing here. As soon as I get the henway.

  General Eleanor Wright : What's a henway?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Oh, about six pounds.

• Harry Vanderspeigle : Would you like something to drink, my love bird?

  Heather : Nectar.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Nectar? I barely knew her.