Cast (in credits order)
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The Christians | ... | The Christians (voice) |
| Holly Johnson | ... | Holly Johnson (voice) | |
| Paul McCartney | ... | Paul McCartney (voice) | |
| Gerry Marsden | ... | Gerry Marsden (voice) | |
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Stock Aitken Waterman | ... | Stock Aitken Waterman (voice) |