- [Repeated line]
- [to Carly, Freddie, and Sam when they enter the loft and see Spencer and First Lady of the United States of America Michelle Obama conversing on the couch eating spaghetti tacos]
- Spencer Shay: Hey, guys!
- [Repeated line]
- [to Carly, Freddie, and Sam when Secret Service agents are in Carly's and Spencer's loft]
- Spencer Shay: Hey.
- [to First Lady of the United States of America Michelle Obama]
- Carly Shay: Please don't put us in federal prison!
- [about Freddie]
- Sam Puckett: He's the guilty one!
- Freddie Benson: My mum voted for your husband!