- J.R. Ewing: [Ann is pointing a shotgun at J.R] Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me, darling.
- J.R. Ewing: The best way to understand a man, is to talk to his friends... and his enemies. My friends are in the State House. My enemies are gonna be harder to find.
- Cliff Barnes: You are never gonna be one of them, Christopher, and don't let them destroy you like they did Pam.
- J.R. Ewing: [to John Ross] I spent most of your childhood chasing after women I didn't love, makin' deals that didn't really matter. I will get Southfork back. Because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins.
- Cliff Barnes: Well, you're lookin' pretty spry for all you've been through, old pal. Cliff Barnes, remember me?
- J.R. Ewing: Time has not been kind to that face. But I do recall the smell of brimstone and crazy...
- J.R. Ewing: [to Cliff Barnes] I'll be there when they put you in the ground, Barnes. Listen close, I'll be the one dancing on the dirt overhead.