- Chloe James: Stan can talk! Stan can talk!
- Ellen Jennings: [in a sweet voice] Oh, Chloe, you've got an active imagination!
- Chloe James: But he did! He said, "Let's get snout deep in kibble!"
- Bennett James: Chloe, it is not ok to lie. Now go to your room, there's a pony waiting for you
- Chloe James: YAY!
- Ellen Jennings: Honey I love you. I respect you. I ask you this only as a supportive wife. Did you get your PHD online?
- Chloe James: STAN CAN TALK! STAN CAN TALK! STAN CAN TALK!
- Ellen Jennings: Oh, isn't that cute? Chloe, you've got an active imagination!
- Chloe James: No, he talks like a person! He said, "Let's get snout deep in kibble!"
- Bennett James: Chloe, it is not OK to lie. Now go to your room. There's a pony waiting for you.
- Chloe James: YAY!
- Bennett James: [to Ellen] Now she'll associate lying with disappointment.
- Ellen Jennings: Honey, I love you. I respect you. I ask you this only as a supportive wife. Did you get your PHD online?