Jillian Zurawski: Mrs. Snob

Quotes 

• Mrs. Snob : The last time I trusted a hockey player, I got a miniature Zamboni shoved up my ass.

• Mrs. Snob : This doesn't look like John Travolta and Lily Thompson about to have sex...

  Cinema Snob : Well thank God for that, but seriously: the fuck?

• Mrs. Snob : It's Valentine's Day, how did a movie called Rape Squad get a higher priority?

  Cinema Snob : Have you seen my show for the last five years? We're lucky they didn't send an actual rape squad.