Mighty Mighty Monsters in Halloween Havoc (2013 TV Movie)

Donavon Stinson: Rooney

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Quotes 

• Rooney : Enjoy your meal.

  Vlad : I'd rather not.

  Rooney : I insist.

  Vlad : No thanks.

  Rooney : It's delicious.

  Vlad : It's a bit garlicky.

  Rooney : No Garlic?

  Vlad : No Garlic.

  Rooney : EAT THE GARLIC!

  Vlad : Ooh, I can't take it anymore! I can't eat garlic because I'm a.. I'm a.. I'M A VAMPIRE!

  Rooney : I knew it!

• Vlad : You lose, Frankie. That's bucket duty for you.

  Zombie : Brains!

  Frankie : He always picks skull. It's a no-brainier!

  Zombie : Ha Ha. uh, Brains!

• Principal Heinous : I hear the you ruined Edward and Jacob's play.

  Vlad : We would never play a prank on those glittering goofballs.

  Principal Heinous : What about the time you put itching powder in their dance tights?

  Vlad : Uh.

  Principal Heinous : Super-glue in their hair gel?

  Frankie : Well...

  Principal Heinous : Rabbit poop in their protein powder?

  Gunner : You mean *wolf* poop.

• [first lines] 

  Gunner : Please?

  Vlad : No.

  Gunner : Pretty please?

  Vlad : No, Gunner. You already watched that dumb video 26 times.

  Gunner : But it's a kitty cat playing a piano.

• Vlad : Do you know what the best part about winning is?

  Frankie : This awesome trophy?

  Gunner : French Fries!

  Vlad : Wrong and super wrong.

• [last lines] 

  Frankie : Relax, those humans ain't after us.

  Vlad : They kind of are, actually.

  Frankie : Well, at least we have each other.

  Vlad : [Gunner passes gas]  Ew, Gunner!

• Rooney : Oh, fart factory!

• Vlad : Now give us our grade you big, bald... bald person!

  Dr. Shcherbatova : Ah, yes you won, but in costume? No. And so you fail, yes?

  Vlad : But we won.

  Dr. Shcherbatova : And yet you lose!

  Vlad : [voice-over]  Okay, so he's smarter than he looks. I'll give him that. It looked like getting out of this school was going to be tougher than we thought.

• Frankie : Well, I'd love to stay and chat, old chums, but I've made plans to hit the Bad-mitten court.

  Vlad : Oh, Play-dates with humans?

  Frankie : Humans? No, just me and Bobby.

  [holds out his Halloween contest trophy] 

  Vlad : You named your pumpkin Bobby?

  Frankie : He'll never replace you. Smell ya later.

• Frankie : [Edward and Jacob are chasing them]  What do they want?

  Vlad : Revenge?

  Gunner : Worse!

  Jacob : We forgive you!

  Edward : We forgive you!

• Rooney : A darkness falls across the stage, humiliating monsters is all the rage, a king, a queen to rule the night, stopping monsters out of spite.

• Vlad : I can't believe Frankie ratted out Candita! Drive a stake through her heart maybe but rat her out to humans? They're colder than my dead heart.

• Gunner : So I'm gonna dress like a fluffy kitty, right?

  Vlad : No, you're gonna be a werewolf, I'm gonna be a vampire...

  Frankie : And I'm gonna be Frankenstein.

  Gunner : But that's who we are.

  Frankie : [quietly]  But these humans don't know that.

• [repeated line] 

  Vlad : Wait for the signal.

• Dr. Shcherbatova : [after the boys got an F]  Did you wear costumes?

  Gunner : Yeah Halloween costumes.

  [chuckles] 

  Dr. Shcherbatova : You didn't, no. And so you fail, yes.

  Gunner : No.

  Dr. Shcherbatova : Yes.

  Gunner : Noooooooo!

  Frankie : [comes in with contest trophy]  Yeah!

  Dr. Shcherbatova : Noooo!

  [shows him F grade on the blackboard] 

  Frankie : Nooooooo!

  Vlad : Let it all out buddy.

  Frankie : [dropps to the floor]  No.

  Vlad : There it is.