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Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and thank God this is the last Beethoven movie. After watching all these fucking films, it's made me want to punch a dog in the face... which I actually did; I'll have to go to prison. They decided to throw a spanner into the Beethoven works and make the whole thing... meta. Did the world really need a meta Beethoven movie? No it didn't!