To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)

Paul Schuler: Paw

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Quotes 

• Linkara : What do I review, Paw?

  Paw : [looks around him]  Lamps?

• Paw : Wait wait wait! We're going into space, I need proper attire.

  [swaps out a pair of headphones with Spock ears] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : You're such a geek.

  Paw : I find that... illogical.

  The Nostalgia Critic : That's why you're undateable.

• Linkara : just don't know, Paw. You want to take my spaceship to go investigate some beeps in space?

  Paw : It's not just beeps in space! The government's trying to cover it up! I tried calling NASA about this, but they treated me like I was crazy.

  Linkara : What'd you tell them?

  Paw : That I'm an internet reviewer who needs a spaceship

  Linkara : Sounds sane to me.

• Paw : You're the only reviewer I know who has a spaceship. Where'd you get that thing anyway?

  Linkara : Oh, it's explained in my videos... You *have* watched my videos, right Paw?

  Paw : ...Course I do.

  Linkara : Then tell me, what's Mechakara?

  Paw : Jambi's magic words?

  Linkara : It's my psychotic robot double! How does my theme song go?

  Paw : Um... "I met you on a Thursday..."

  Linkara : [angry]  What do I review, Paw?

  Paw : Lamps?

  Linkara : Goodbye, Paw.