To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, General Zodd, Chester A. Bum, Ask That Guy With the Glasses, Soldier, Ships WI system (voice), Weapons WI system (voice), Self - The Writer

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Quotes 

• The Nostalgia Critic : I never did trust Linkara. What kind of freak reviews lamps?

• [the Critic's phone rings] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : Hello?

  Turrell : Greetings, you pathetic pile of man-animal!

  The Nostalgia Critic : Mom?

  Turrell : Oh, you may have evaded intergalactic law, rat-brain... but you've not evaded me!

  The Nostalgia Critic : Mom, have you been drinking again?

• The Nostalgia Critic : What do you think, doc?

  Sad Panda : Juno is overrated.

  The Nostalgia Critic : I mean about Spoony.

  Sad Panda : Spoony would agree with me.

  The Nostalgia Critic : I mean about his treatment.

  Sad Panda : Stop watching Juno.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Will you forget about Juno?

  Sad Panda : I am trying. But Best Screenwriter? Really?

• The Nostalgia Critic : Okay... I lied a few times. And I know I've mad some mistakes in the past.

  8-Bit Mickey : Thousands.

  The Nostalgia Critic : And some times, I've led you into danger.

  Phelous : Always.

  The Nostalgia Critic : But, at least I had the best intentions in mind.

  JewWario : Yours.

  The Nostalgia Critic : And things have always turned out okay.

  8-Bit Mickey , Phelous , JewWario , Luke Mochrie , Film Brain , MarzGurl , Linkara , Obscurus Lupa , Sad Panda : NEVER!

• Mechakara : To be.

  General Zod : Or not.

  Turrell : [over-acting]  To BE.

• The Last Angry Geek : The needs... of many... outweigh...

  The Nostalgia Critic : The needs of the few...

  The Last Angry Geek : Shut up, I'm talking.

  The Nostalgia Critic : [exasperated]  Sorry!

• The Spoony One : [possessed by Ma-Ti]  Search for my body. Find the Hole.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, there is no way I am reaching for your hole.

  The Spoony One : The Hole! It's coming!

  The Nostalgia Critic : Please say no more about your coming hole...

• The Nostalgia Critic : Now, I know I've never asked anything of you guys before.

  Todd in the Shadows : Did he seriously just say that?"

• The Nostalgia Critic : By god, with a ship in my command and a crew to dispose of...

  MarzGurl : Don't you mean at your disposal?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Sure. Nothing can stop us!

• General Zod : Y-your name is... Ferdinand? I am totally tweeting that!

• The Nostalgia Critic : I don't recall a sexy dance party.

  8-Bit Mickey : Are you saying we don't need a sexy dance party?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Well, I didn't say that.

• The Nostalgia Critic : Cinema Snob, can we fire back?

  Cinema Snob : Um... according to this little red light that means "no"... uh... no.

• C.R. : So this is a Dream Amplifier.

  The Nostalgia Critic : So what does it do?

  C.R. : Amplifies dreams.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Yeah, I got that, Captain Obvious!

  JesuOtaku : [Hugs CR]  Yay! You've been promoted!

• The Nostalgia Critic : Linkara, whaddya say?

  Mechakara : ...Risk assessment analysis indicates the probability of your success to be minimal, ensuring your failure and my victory.

  [a pause; everyone cheers] 

• The Nostalgia Critic : [beams down to the planet dressed up as Judge Dredd; impersonates Sylvester Stallone]  I AM... THE LAUUUUGH!

  [Starts shooting at the minions; screaming halfway through until all the minions are dead; close up on the Critic, still impersonating Stallone] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : Court's adjourned.

• The Nostalgia Critic : Engineering, does the transporter still work?

  C.R. : Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Joe, would you like to shoot something?

  Angry Joe : Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.

  MarzGurl : [hesitantly]  You mean...

  The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.

  JesuOtaku : Wait, Critic! I have invented these...

  [shows off power-enhancing gloves] 

  JesuOtaku : JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!

  [pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.

  [takes the gloves from JesuOtaku] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,

  [gestures toward viewscreen] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : act like you're still listening to him.

  Turrell : [crew turns mute button off]  ... perchance to cream...

  [Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted] 

• The Nostalgia Critic : There's got to be some way of stopping this thing. Help me!

  Gort : Well, you know what they say: If you can't beat them, join them.

  [Gort teleports in and removes his helmet to reveal his true identity. The Angry Video Game Nerd] 

  Angry Video Game Nerd : That's right! It was me the whole time!

  The Nostalgia Critic : [sarcastically]  Oh.

  Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh? What do you mean "Oh?"

  The Nostalgia Critic : Well, I think the audience figured it out pretty early. I mean, who else could it be?

  Angry Video Game Nerd : It could've been anybody! Like, maybe... LordKat?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, please, in that outfit?

  Angry Video Game Nerd : All right, smartass. Well, how do you expect to fix the situation, then?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Kay... That I don't know.

  Angry Video Game Nerd : All right, well, good luck with that.

• The Nostalgia Critic : My God... What have I done?

  Angry Video Game Nerd : What you had to do, Critic. Like you always do. Turn death... into another chance to blow shit up.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Well, I guess this is it. So, where *did* you get that device to communicate with JO and CR?

  Angry Video Game Nerd : Stole it from Insano.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Of course. Guess he was good for something.

  Angry Video Game Nerd : Hm. Yeah.

  [they shake hands] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : See you on the other side, man.

  Angry Video Game Nerd : Nice working with you, Critic.

• The Nostalgia Critic : [to Turrell]  You look like Coolio trick-or-treating as Jack Sparrow.

• The Spoony One : Help me, Critic! Take me home!

  The Nostalgia Critic : Spoony. Spoony, we are home. My home. Get out.

  The Spoony One : Then there's still time. Search for my body. Find the hole.

  The Nostalgia Critic : OK, there is no way I am reaching for your hole.

  The Spoony One : The hole. It's coming!

  The Nostalgia Critic : Please say no more about your coming hole.

• Turrell : It's Terl! T-U-double R-E-double-L, Terl! Do you know what that spells?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Tigger?

• The Nostalgia Critic : Oh come on, when have I ever lied to any of you guys?

  JesuOtaku : [runs in excitedly]  Oh my god you guys, I won a car!

  [beat] 

  JesuOtaku : I don't check my mail that often.

  The Nostalgia Critic : Cinema Snob, fill her in.

  Cinema Snob : Alright, you're gonna LOVE this...

• Paw : Wait wait wait! We're going into space, I need proper attire.

  [swaps out a pair of headphones with Spock ears] 

  The Nostalgia Critic : You're such a geek.

  Paw : I find that... illogical.

  The Nostalgia Critic : That's why you're undateable.

• Obscurus Lupa : Uh, no offense... actually, a lot of offense. Why the hell should we trust you?

  The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, come on! When have I ever lied to any of you guys?

  JesuOtaku : [comes running in, holding a piece of paper]  Oh my god, you guys, I won a car!

  [everyone glares at her] 

  JesuOtaku : [shrugs]  I don't check my mail that often.