To Boldly Flee (2012 Video)
Noah Antwiler: The Spoony One, Turrell, Dr. Insano
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Quotes
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[the Critic's phone rings]
The Nostalgia Critic : Hello?
Turrell : Greetings, you pathetic pile of man-animal!
The Nostalgia Critic : Mom?
Turrell : Oh, you may have evaded intergalactic law, rat-brain... but you've not evaded me!
The Nostalgia Critic : Mom, have you been drinking again?
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The Spoony One : [possessed by Ma-Ti] Search for my body. Find the Hole.
The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, there is no way I am reaching for your hole.
The Spoony One : The Hole! It's coming!
The Nostalgia Critic : Please say no more about your coming hole...
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Turrell : Oh, that just blew up Venus. Fuck! They're gonna miss that.
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Turrell : [When his ship attacks the Exit Strategy] Stupid humans.
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The Nostalgia Critic : Engineering, does the transporter still work?
C.R. : Yeah, but I'm afraid that the transporter is very badly damaged. I can only put rough coordinates in and I'm afraid I can only beam in two at a time right now.
The Nostalgia Critic : Joe, would you like to shoot something?
Angry Joe : Why yes, Critic. Yes I would.
The Nostalgia Critic : Good. I have a plan. Let me get my battle armor on. Something... dreddful.
MarzGurl : [hesitantly] You mean...
The Nostalgia Critic : Oh, yeah. Meet me in Engineering.
JesuOtaku : Wait, Critic! I have invented these...
[shows off power-enhancing gloves]
JesuOtaku : JesuOtaku: power-enhancing energy gloves. They increase your body strength by twelve hundred percent. I shall demonstrate on... Paw Paw!
[pushes Paw Paw and he goes flying]
The Nostalgia Critic : Okay, I think I like this crazy Otaku.
[takes the gloves from JesuOtaku]
The Nostalgia Critic : All right, Joe. Meet me in Engineering. Everyone else,
[gestures toward viewscreen]
The Nostalgia Critic : act like you're still listening to him.
Turrell : [crew turns mute button off] ... perchance to cream...
[Zod stands next to Terl looking disgusted]
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The Spoony One : Help me, Critic! Take me home!
The Nostalgia Critic : Spoony. Spoony, we are home. My home. Get out.
The Spoony One : Then there's still time. Search for my body. Find the hole.
The Nostalgia Critic : OK, there is no way I am reaching for your hole.
The Spoony One : The hole. It's coming!
The Nostalgia Critic : Please say no more about your coming hole.
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Turrell : It's Terl! T-U-double R-E-double-L, Terl! Do you know what that spells?
The Nostalgia Critic : Tigger?
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Dr. Insano : [realizing he's been robbed while his back was turned] Son of a bitch! This is why I need mad scientist insurance!
