The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Weekend Vortex (2012)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Raj Koothrappali : When Gandhi advocated his philosophy of nonviolence, I bet he didn't know how much fun it was killing stuff.

• Raj Koothrappali : None of you may realize it, but I was very much looking forward to this weekend. It was going to be like the old days: the four of us, hanging out, playing video games, before you guys all got girlfriends. Do you have any idea what's it like to be the only one *without* a girlfriend? Even if I get one someday, I'll still be the guy who got a girl after *Sheldon Cooper*!

  Penny : And that's how a girl makes a scene.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, clear your weekend. Starting Saturday morning, Star Wars marathon!

  Raj Koothrappali : Woo-hoo!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Movies or video-games? Or board games? Or trading card games? Or Legos? Or dress-up? Or comic books? Or dramatic readings of novelizations? Yes to all!

  Leonard Hofstadter : We are going to play the on-line game.

  Sheldon Cooper : The on-line game. Bully!

• [first lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Hey, wanna spend some time playing the new Star Wars game this weekend?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Mmm, I don't know. I kind of promised myself I'd get off the computer, be more physically active, get some exercise.

  Howard Wolowitz : You're about to walk up three flights of stairs.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Good point. I'm in!

  Raj Koothrappali : You know what would be great? Let's do it like the old days.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You talking gaming marathon?

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah! Start Saturday morning, go 48 hours, sleeping bags, junk food...

  Howard Wolowitz : Turn off our phones so our moms can't call...

  Leonard Hofstadter : It'd be like our World of Warcraft party a few years ago when the neighbors called the cops on us.

  Howard Wolowitz : They called the cops because of the smell; they thought we were dead.

  Raj Koothrappali : We were bad-ass back in the day.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Alright, let's do it!

  Howard Wolowitz : 48 hours of Star Wars gaming.

  Raj Koothrappali : It's on, like Alderaan!