The Simpsons (TV Series)

Them, Robot (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Blue-haired lawyer, Barney Gumble

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Quotes 

• Ned Flanders : Homer, I believe this is the part in God's plan where you get killed by robots.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, Flanders. I don't judge a robot by the color of their eyes. I judge them by what they have in their hands, which have turned into buzzsaws.

• Homer Simpson : Before we die, can you at least tell me your real age?

  Mr. Burns : Well, it has four digits...

• Homer Simpson : I can go one weekend without drinking, just like when I was in that alcohol-induced coma.

• Homer Simpson : So you're my new co-workers, eh? Working hard or hardly working?

  [Robots don't respond] 

  Homer Simpson : I said, working hard or hardly working?

  [Angrier] 

  Homer Simpson : Working hard or hardly working? It's a simple question! Are you A: working hard, or B: hardly...

  [Robot shocks Homer] 

  Homer Simpson : I think we found our office cut-up. I'd better stay away from you on April Fools Day, am I right?

  [Angrily] 

  Homer Simpson : I said, am I...

  [Robot shocks him again] 

• Homer Simpson : [robot gets run over while pushing Homer out of the path of an oncoming truck]  That could have been my motherboard lying in the street.

  Robot J25 : Our primary directive is to preserve human life.

  Homer Simpson : And here I was, waiting 'til you slept to rob you of your copper.