My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)
MMMystery on the Friendship Express (2012)
Brian Drummond: Carrot Cake
Quotes
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Twilight Sparkle : [after Pinkie's story about how Joe is a James Bond-like spy sent to destroy the cake with gadgets] Pinkie! There is no laser beam security system. And Joe is not sleek, stealthy Con Mane! He's big, gruff, and messy!
Donut Joe : [offended] Hey!
Rarity : Although, you would look rather dapper in a tuxedo.
[Joe beams]
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Mulia Mild : [after Twilight has stated to Pinkie that she knows who the culprit is, she calls everyone back into the dessert car]
[stuttering]
Mulia Mild : Why are we all here again?
Twilight Sparkle : I bet you're wondering why you're all here again.
Donut Joe : [to Mulia] She's good.
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Pinkie Pie : [looking at a big, completed cake] Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. You've *really* outdone yourselves, Mr. and Mrs. Cake. This is sure to be the winning entry of this year's national dessert competition!
Mrs. Cake : Oh, thank you Pinkie!
Mr. Cake : And thanks for transporting it all the way to Canterlot for us.
Pinkie Pie : Absolutely! It's my honor and I...
Applejack : Uh, beg pardon but, could we maybe move things along? This here cake's a mite heavy, right Big Macintosh?
Big Macintosh : [now holding the cake on his back] Ehee... Eeyup.
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Pinkie Pie : Well the tastiest treat of all is sure to be the Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness. All that rich *creamy* goodness of the marzipan, combined with the tart tanginess of the mascarpone, blended perfectly with the smooth, silky sweetness of the meringue. That's why I call the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness the "MMMM".
Main ponies : MMMM.
Pinkie Pie : Exactly. It's the *most* delicious delectable delightful de-lovely cake in Equestria, and it's sure to win first prize.
Gustave Le Grand : [suddenly enters the train, speaking with a French accent] Zis is not so, for I, Gustave Le Grand, do challenge your crude cake to a duel of delectable delicacies, against *my* Exceptionally Exquisite Éclairs! They will undoubtedly strike down all ze competition, winning first prize and crowning me le champion.
Donut Joe : [the next to enter] Not a chance Le Grand.
Twilight Sparkle : Donut Joe! What are you doing in Ponyville?
Donut Joe : Picking up the final all-important ingredient for my contest entry, "Donutopia!" And with these super-sprinkles, my donuts are going to dunk all the other lousy desserts, steal first prize, and make my donut shop famous, forever!
Mulia Mild : [last to enter, speaking in a high, elderly voice] Oh, Joe...
[laughs]
Mulia Mild : Your dippy donuts could never out-rival me.
[laughs]
Pinkie Pie : Hello. What's your name?
Mulia Mild : I, am Mulia Mild. Behold, my chocolate mousse moose. It will trample all your treats, be given first prize, and make me the greatest chef in Equestria.
Gustave Le Grand : Madame Mild, you and your mousse moose are mistaken.
Donut Joe : Your frou-frou éclairs will never defeat my donuts.
Pinkie Pie : The Cakes' Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness is going to win!
Mulia Mild : Your simple cake could never take my moose.
[gasp; train whistles]
Twilight Sparkle : Well it sure looks like we're in for a delicious competition tomorrow. Maybe we should all settle in for a good night's sleep.
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Twilight Sparkle : What do you say bakers?
Gustave Le Grand : Oh I am so sorry, Mulia, but Pinkie made your mousse moose sound... très magnifique.
Donut Joe : And Pinkie's description of your éclairs really did make 'em sound scrumptious.
Mulia Mild : And the way she spoke of your Donutopia, ohh, was too delectable to resist.
Twilight Sparkle : Well everypony, we finally have the mystery solved.
Gustave Le Grand : Yes, but now we don't have any desserts to enter into the contest!
Pinkie Pie : I think we can fix that. Come on!