- Todd Lucas: I can't make love with someone I'm not in love with.
- B.J. Fairchild: Really? I've never had sex with anyone who loved me. Or really cared for me for that matter.
- Barry Goldfield, Jr.: Girlfriends? I thought you two were together.
- Todd Lucas: Of course we're together. We're Eternity.
- B.J. Fairchild: Eternity.
- Todd Lucas: I met her at work.
- B.J. Fairchild: You met her at work? I hope you met her at the clearance rack. Those chicks always put out.