Hell Baby (2013)

Rob Corddry: Jack

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• Jack : I think you're safer here than in any of the murder-free places we've ever lived at.

• Marjorie : Wait a minute. I didn't know you were circumcised, Jack.

  Jack : Really? We never covered that at Thanksgiving?

• Vanessa : Curly Bear left her.

  Jack : Navajo guy?

  Vanessa : He stole all her credit cards and her car.

  Jack : Oh, my God. That's crazy. Marjorie has credit cards?

• Jack : [coughing]  Is there marijuana in there?

  Marjorie : Uh-huh, yeah.

  Jack : Is that what usually goes in there?

  Marjorie : No, it's usually just tobacco, but tobacco is so bad for you.

• [first lines] 

  Vanessa : Home.

  Jack : Home.

  Vanessa : Here's the low-balling the seller and still getting $50,000 off after the home inspection.

  Vanessa , Jack : [hi-five each other] 

  Jack : We could paint this place today, sell it tomorrow, and still make money.

  Vanessa : Yes, we could. I love you, Jack Watson.

  Jack : I love you. Now, let me carry you over that goddamn threshold.