Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Snowmen (2012)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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Strax : Sir, permission to express my opposition to your current apathy.
The Doctor : Permission granted.
Strax : Sir, I am opposed to your current apathy.
The Doctor : Thank you, Strax. And if I'm ever in the need of advice from a psychotic potato dwarf, you'll certainly be the first to know.
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Clara : [Clara enters the TARDIS, for the first time] It's smaller on the outside.
The Doctor : Okay, that is a first.
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The Doctor : What are you doing here?
Strax : Madam Vastra was wondering if you needed any grenades.
The Doctor : Grenades?
Strax : [thinking] She might have said help.
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The Doctor : Don't be clever, Strax. It doesn't suit you.
Strax : Sorry, sir.
The Doctor : I'm the clever one. You're the potato one.
Strax : Yes, sir.
The Doctor : Now, go away.
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The Doctor : [to Strax] Where is it?
Strax : Where's what, sir?
The Doctor : I sent you to get the memory worm.
Strax : Did you? When?
[referring to Clara]
Strax : Who's he? What are we doing here? Look, it's been snowing.
The Doctor : You didn't use the gauntlets, did you?
Strax : Why would I need the gauntlets? Do you want me to get the memory worm?
The Doctor : [muttering] You...
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Clara : Is there a kitchen?
The Doctor : Another first.
Clara : I don't know why I asked that. It's just... I like making soufflés.
The Doctor : [pauses] Soufflés?
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Clara : After you. I'm wearing a dress. Eyes front, soldier.
The Doctor : My eyes are always front.
Clara : [the Doctor climbs up the ladder] Mine aren't.
The Doctor : Stop it!
Clara : No.
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Snowmen : You are not of this world; meaning Earth.
The Doctor : Takes one to snow one.
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The Doctor : [to Strax] Oy! Shut up, you're not clever or funny and you've got tiny little legs!
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Madame Vastra : You can't help yourself. It's the same story every time, and it always begins with the same two words.
The Doctor : She'll never be able to find me again. She doesn't even have the name Doctor. What two words?
[Clara suddenly pokes her head through the roof of the hansom cab]
Clara : Doctor? Doctor who?
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The Doctor : Multi-nucleate, crystalline organism with the ability to mimic and mirror what it finds. Looks like snow. Isn't snow.
Dr. Simeon : You must leave here now.
The Doctor : Shut up. I'm making deductions, it's very exciting.
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Alice : Captain Latimer! In the garden, there's snowmen! And they're just growing! Out of nowhere by themselves! Look!
[she opens the door]
Madame Vastra : Good evening! I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time and this is my wife.
Strax : This dwelling is under attack. Remain calm, human scum.
The Doctor : So. Any questions?
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[last lines]
Clara's Friend : [in a graveyard in the present] Where are you going?
Clara : Short cut.
Clara's Friend : Through here? I hate this place! Don't you think it's creepy?
Clara : [leaning on Clara Oswin Oswald's tombstone] Nah. I don't believe in ghosts.
The Doctor : [inside the Tardis] Clara... Oswin... Oswald...
[examines Clara's picture on the monitor]
The Doctor : Watch me run.
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Strax : I suggest a full-frontal assault with automated laser monkeys, scalpel mines and acid.
The Doctor : Why?
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The Doctor : Talking snow... I love new things.
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The Doctor : What are you doing here?
Strax : Madam Vastra wondered if you were needing any grenades.
The Doctor : Grenades?
Strax : She might have said help.
The Doctor : Help for what?
Strax : Well, your investigation.
The Doctor : Investigation, who says I'm investigating? Do you think I'm gonna start investigating just because some bird smiles at me? Who do you think I am?
Strax : [pauses] Sherlock Holmes.
The Doctor : Don't be clever Strax, it doesn't suit you.
Strax : Sorry Sir.
The Doctor : I'm the clever one, you're the potato one.
Strax : Yes Sir.
The Doctor : Now go away.
Strax : Yes... Mr Holmes.
The Doctor : Oi, shut up. You're not clever, or funny and you've got tiny little legs.
[Strax walks away laughing to himself]
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[tossing Dr Simeon's papers and seeing what is on top]
The Doctor : Most opened file, most viewed page... you know you really should delete your history.