He was once the greatest samurai. The most feared ever. Now he is nothing more than a lonely man and a dishonored samurai for disappointing his master Tinky Winky and Chewbacca. So he decided to commit an honorable Seppuku. But, he keeps postponing it from day to day. Not because he is a coward, not because he doesn't have a kaishakunin (assistant) to cut his head, but because he wants to perform a perfect Seppuku.
—Rodrig Andrisan