On this presentation, genial Joe the Bartender relates to off screen Mr. Dunnahy that Duddy Duddelson is in the hospital with housemaid's knee - his wife caught him with the maid on his lap; Fatso Fogerty and his wife have been going to see a psychiatrist because she thinks she is a refrigerator; Joe finishes with the song 'They're Breaking Up That Old Gang of Mine.' Reggie Van Gleason III tries to perform tricks as a magician but his assistants' blunders (in real life) ruin the act. The ineffectual Rudy the Repairman and his diminutive partner Whitey cause absolute mayhem while installing a new carpet at a tea room where customers are trying to enjoy a quiet lunch. Jackie must stall because a segment cannot be presented due to a faulty flat (scenery) stuck and unable to be lowered into place.