Raising Hope (TV Series)
Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do (2012)
Garret Dillahunt: Burt Chance
Quotes
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Jimmy Chance : Do you know anything about gay people?
Burt Chance : I think sometimes they like to wear handkerchiefs.
Jimmy Chance : Okay, I can work with that.
Burt Chance : Do you need to... buy a handkerchief?
Jimmy Chance : What? No!
Burt Chance : 'Cause it'd be cool if you did.
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Burt Chance : And I've got oodles of time. I think. "Oodles" is a gay form of measurement, right?
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Burt Chance : I don't care what those guys running for president say, this is the best country in the world.
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Burt Chance : [after suggesting going to a gay bar with Jimmy] I have always wanted to know what goes on in those places. Who buys the drinks? Do they have a women's bathroom, or just twice as many urinals? If you say to the bartender, "I'm in the mood for some nuts," what do you get? When you think about it, I'm super gay-curious!
