"Parks and Recreation" Ron and Diane (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson

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  • Ron Swanson : Recently, I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana fine woodworking association, who felt it merited consideration for an award. It's been a real whirlwind.

  • Leslie Knope : By Swanson standards, we're close. I know when your birthday is.

    Ron Swanson : So does Baskin-Robbins.

  • Ron Swanson : If you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much I'd be willing to risk it.

  • Leslie Knope : [Diane]  left because of me. She's threatened by our relationship.

    Ron Swanson : [laughs]  That's ridiculous. I don't think of you romantically - you're pro-government, you never stop talking, and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare!

    Leslie Knope : Excuse me, one man's 'Worst Nightmare' is every other man's 'Total Package.'

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