Castle (TV Series)
Under the Influence (2013)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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Richard Castle : In a relationship, if you choose a movie, and you choose very, very poorly, do you lose your turn?
Javier Esposito : How poorly?
Kate Beckett : "Valentine's Day".
Javier Esposito : You should lose two turns.
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Richard Castle : Well, then, if he didn't kill Holly, then who did?
Javier Esposito : The brains behind this operation, that's who. A kid like Joey goes from smash-and-grabs to stealing a half a mill in jewelry? I don't think so. Someone put him up to this.
Kevin Ryan : Yeah, it makes sense. Some savvy criminals use minors to do their dirty work.
Richard Castle : Of course! A Fagin to Joey's Oliver Twist.
Kevin Ryan : And if Holly's involved, that makes her the Artful Dodger. Or the Artful DJ.
Richard Castle : Ooh, nicely played.
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[arriving at Beckett's desk to see her doing paperwork]
Richard Castle : Ooh, grunt work. I'll come back later.
Kate Beckett : As long as you leave the coffee.
[takes the cup from his hand]
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Javier Esposito : CSU matched a print on that equipment to one Joey Malone, street name "Monster." He's got a list of priors a mile long. Unis took him down in Washington Heights. He's in the box. Come take a look.
[Esposito leads Castle and Beckett to the interrogation room]
Richard Castle : Monster? Now that sounds like the kind of ganged-up thug that would shoot you dead and leave you in a dumpster someplace. Probably half-man, half-mountain, full of prison tats. Or... is he quietly dangerous? You know, like Javier Bardem in any movie where he's got weird hair.
[they enter the observation room]
Javier Esposito : Just take a look for yourself... Behold... Monster.
[a fourteen-year-old kid is in the interrogation room]
Richard Castle : More like Cookie Monster.
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Kate Beckett : Where were you between 11 and midnight?
Darius Carson : Upstairs,
[chuckles]
Darius Carson : with my girl.
Richard Castle : Dakota?
Darius Carson : Different girl. Kaiya.
Kate Beckett : All right, well, I'm gonna have to hold you while we look in to that.
Darius Carson : Good. That helps my street cred. You guys are gonna do a mug shot, right? 'Cause I brought my lighting guy with me.
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[arriving at home with the remains of a party from the previous night]
Kate Beckett : Excuse me. NYPD. Where's the host?
Richard Castle : Forget the host. Where's your pants?
[laughs]
Richard Castle : Am I right? Nah, I've been there. Check by the pool.
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Kate Beckett : So, we've got a BOLO out on Shane and his car.
Javier Esposito : Freaking kids, man. I don't know how you do it, bro.
Richard Castle : Ooh, no, no. I lucked out with Alexis. At a certain point, you realize you're just... dealing with someone who hasn't been around as long as we have. They have to find their way.
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Kate Beckett : So you're saying that she left early?
Regina Cane : Yeah. Around 11:00 after jacking in a playlist. I didn't *pay* for a playlist. If you see her, tell her I want my money back.
Richard Castle : That might be a little tough seeing as she's dead. She was killed just after leaving your party.
Regina Cane : Great. Now I feel bad for complaining.