- Gary: I mean, you think I was the only person designing anti-static lab furniture?
- Sheldon Cooper: You weren't?
- Gary: No. I researched the competition, outbid their manufacturers and tied them up in court so long they ran out of money.
- Sheldon Cooper: That seems a little ruthless.
- Gary: Hey, if you're not ruthless, you're toothless.
- Sheldon Cooper: [Covering the phone with his hand so Gary can't hear] This is not helpful. Can't I hang up on him?
- Dr. Sturgis: Sheldon, I have to remind you he's funding the entire project. He should remain included.
- Sheldon Cooper: Fine.
- [Takes hand off speaker]
- Sheldon Cooper: The Grant Canyon is a terrible name; it sounds like a place grants go to die.
- Dr. Sturgis: Sheldon!
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm including him.