Orphan Black (TV Series)

Entangled Bank (2013)

Eric Johnson: Chad Norris

Quotes 

• [Alison sees Aynsley and her husband Chad at the skating ring] 

  Chad Norris : [to Alison]  Singlehood. Free at last, huh?

  Alison Hendrix : [to Aynsley]  What are you doing here, Aynsley?

  Chad Norris : I know, right?

  Aynsley Norris : Chad, go play with your dumbbells.

  Aynsley Norris : [to Alison]  I told you I've got this covered. You're in no condition to be coaching kids.

  Chad Norris : Way to rub salt in the wounds, Ayns.

• [Alison catches Aynsley's husband Chad smoking weed in his van and takes a smoke of it with him] 

  Alison Hendrix : You know, Chad, this is the first hit I've had since 'Godspell' in college.

  Chad Norris : [Chad smiles]  I don't know what that is.

• [Alison and Chad while high on weed talk about their marriages] 

  Chad Norris : Cheers to finally getting Donnie off your couch.

  Alison Hendrix : Are you mocking the failure of my marriage, Chad?

  Chad Norris : [Chad chuckles]  Sorry.

  Alison Hendrix : No, don't be. I gather you and Aynsley aren't exactly booking nooners.

• [Alison and Chad while high on weed talk about being sharks] 

  Chad Norris : Eh, you know, the thing about you and me, Hendrix...

  Alison Hendrix : Hmm?

  Chad Norris : We're sharks... we stop moving, we die.

  Alison Hendrix : Hmm. Well, you certainly got that down.

• [Alison and Chad while high on weed flirt with each other] 

  Alison Hendrix : Those late-night runs in your sleeveless tees.

  Chad Norris : You ain't so bad yourself. Tight glutes. Nice pecs.

  Alison Hendrix : I bet you could bench press me.

  Chad Norris : Easy.

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison in a low voice]  Bet you could bounce me like a ball.

  Chad Norris : [Chad chuckles confusingly]  Okay.

• [Alison and Chad while high on weed start making out in Chad's Minivan] 

  Chad Norris : Maybe you've had too much.

  Alison Hendrix : Hmm. Maybe you haven't had enough.

  Chad Norris : What are we doing, here?

  Alison Hendrix : I'm objectifying you. Sexually. To get back at Donnie.

  Chad Norris : I should really have a problem with this.

  Alison Hendrix : [Alison in a low voice]  But you don't.

  [as Chad unbuckles his seat belt to start kissing Alison] 

• [Meera and her children catch Alison having sex with Chad in the back of his Minivan] 

  Chad Norris : [as Chad moans]  Come on! Yeah!

  Alison Hendrix : [as Alison moans]  Coach, yeah! You're in the end zone. Yeah, you're my coach! Touchdown!