- Sheldon Cooper: Hello?
- Mandy McAllister: Sheldon, is Georgie there?
- Sheldon Cooper: No.
- Mandy McAllister: Is your mom there?
- Sheldon Cooper: No.
- Mandy McAllister: Are any adults there?
- Sheldon Cooper: No. But I have an IQ of 187. I'm sure I can figure out whatever's troubling you.
- Mandy McAllister: My water broke. I'm in labor.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, dear.
- Mandy McAllister: [while Georgie builds the crib] Thanks for doing this.
- Georgie Cooper: Hey, you make a whole human being in your belly, I get the crib and the car seat. We'll call it even.
- Mandy McAllister: That is not even close to even.
- Georgie Cooper: Well, I'm just saying, my list is pretty long and you've only got the one thing.