The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Tangible Affection Proof (2013)

Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom

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• Raj Koothrappali : How 'bout, uh, you keep the store open late, and we throw a party for all the people who don't have dates?

  Stuart : That actually sounds kinda nice.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, the theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself.

  Stuart : That's good, or maybe something a little less hand-in-pants.

• Raj Koothrappali : Nice that the people who are lonely on Valentine's Day can come here tonight and be together.

  Stuart : Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I'd rather be than here.

  Raj Koothrappali : Except on a date with anybody.

  Stuart : Literally anybody.

• Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Stuart, you got anything going on for Valentine's Day?

  Stuart : Not really, other than hiding all the sharp objects around here and white-knuckling it 'til morning.