The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Tangible Affection Proof (2013)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, everybody! Can I have your attention please? We're all here tonight because we have no one to be with. But, this doesn't make us mutants. The only mutants here are in these comic books. We gotta to stop defining our self-worth by whether or not we're in a relationship. You know what I see when I look around? I see a room full of great people. So let's give ourselves a break! We are a community, and as long as we have each other, we're never truly alone.

  [Crowd claps] 

  Lucy : That was cool, what you said.

  Raj Koothrappali : You really think so?

  Lucy : Yeah, I do.

  Raj Koothrappali : Thank you. Would you like to, ah, get a cu, a cup of coffee?

  Lucy : OK.

  Raj Koothrappali : Later, losers!

• Raj Koothrappali : How 'bout, uh, you keep the store open late, and we throw a party for all the people who don't have dates?

  Stuart : That actually sounds kinda nice.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, the theme will be that the greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself.

  Stuart : That's good, or maybe something a little less hand-in-pants.

• Raj Koothrappali : Nice that the people who are lonely on Valentine's Day can come here tonight and be together.

  Stuart : Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I'd rather be than here.

  Raj Koothrappali : Except on a date with anybody.

  Stuart : Literally anybody.

• Raj Koothrappali : Hey, Stuart, you got anything going on for Valentine's Day?

  Stuart : Not really, other than hiding all the sharp objects around here and white-knuckling it 'til morning.