American Dad! (TV Series)
Naked to the Limit, One More Time (2013)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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Roger the Alien : Glass of scotch in my hand, fan on my crotch. Scotch-crotch-bygotch.
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Jeff Fischer : Cool, a new imaginary friend! I've got so much to tell you! Did you know Keyser Soze was Kevin Spacey?
Roger the Alien : I did. I've known that for about 15 years now.
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Stan Smith : [after Jeff finds out that Roger is an alien] And now that you know, to protect this family, I have to kill either you or Roger.
Hayley Smith : Dad, no! I love him!
Roger the Alien : Thank you. The feeling's not mutual, I find you a little doughy, but...
Hayley Smith : Not you! Jeff!
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Jeff Fischer : Mr. Smith, no one has to die! I promise I won't tell anyone! I swear! I swear on my promise!
Stan Smith : That's not what people say, Jeff.
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Roger the Alien : [when he's about to go back to his home planet] Do I have to go? My planet's freezing cold, there's no booze and sex is so boring up there. It's all consensual.
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Hayley Smith : [after Jeff gets sent to space instead of Roger] What the hell just happened? My Jeff. My dear, sweet...
Roger the Alien : Hurry up, Hayley. You're sitting in the middle.