The Secret Life of Pets (2016)

Dana Carvey: Pops

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Quotes 

• Pops : This is uh, Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. And, of course my, girlfriend Rhonda.

• Buddy : [as they enter the sewer]  What is that smell?

  Pops : It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.

• Pops : Now, if we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days. You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

• Buddy : How you been, old timer?

  Pops : Paralyzed.

  [Awkward pause] 

  Gidget : Great!

• Pops : All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!

• Pops : That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.

• Max : Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.

  Gidget : Oh, uh, hi, Max.

  [her tail starts wagging] 

  Max : Yeah, uh...

  Gidget : [to her tail]  Play it cool!

  [Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles] 

  Max : Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...

  [clears throat] 

  Max : Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...

  [Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him] 

  Max : Okay!

  Pops : Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!