Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Adrian Monk : For nearly a decade, that particular model... the Kitchen King 480 with the digital timer and self-cleaning oven... was the best-selling appliance in North America. I bought mine on March 1, 1985, from Carl's Appliances on Rockaway Boulevard. I had it for 22 years. It was one of the longest relationships of my life, and certainly one of the happiest.
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Adrian Monk : Maybe I need an editor.
Beth : You've had five editors and two ghostwriters. They all quit. The last one changed his name and moved to Guam.
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Erica : You remember an address you saw on a Post-It note two days ago?
Natalie Teeger : It's a gift... and a curse.
Adrian Monk : I'm no longer so sure about the gift part.
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Dr. Neven Bell : Adrian, everyone has problems, and fears, and disappointments. They're all coping. How are they different from you?
Adrian Monk : Well, for one thing, they're coping.
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Rick Eden : A billion dollars. What were you thinking?
Adrian Monk : I was thinking about my wife. Molly was her baby. You broke her baby's heart.
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Molly Evans : You know what? I don't care. I don't care. Let him win. He wins. It was a perfect murder. I just want to move on.
Adrian Monk : You could live with that? No, you couldn't.
Molly Evans : I'll learn to live with it.
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Natalie Teeger : He thinks we abandoned him.
Adrian Monk : It was more of a betrayal, actually.
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Adrian Monk : [nervously] Is that 40 feet?
Randy Disher : 300 feet.
Adrian Monk : So 40 feet?
Randy Disher : It's 300 feet.
Adrian Monk : So 40 feet.
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Rick Eden : I understand there was a story about me in the Times just this morning.
Adrian Monk : Yes, I read it.
Rick Eden : Oh, and do you think they did me justice?
Adrian Monk : Do you deserve justice?
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Randy Disher : [propounding his "theory"] Makes you think.
Stottlemeyer : No, it doesn't.
Natalie Teeger : No, it doesn't.
Adrian Monk : Quite the opposite, actually.
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Stottlemeyer : I'm flying on private jets, and I'm farting through silk.
Adrian Monk : Wait, you're what?
Stottlemeyer : I'm... never mind.
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Adrian Monk : Everything makes sense, eventually.
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Stottlemeyer : I figured I'd hang out long enough to help you nail the son of a bitch. Thats what we do, right?
Adrian Monk : It's what we do.
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Stottlemeyer : You know, I don't think I've ever seen your feet before.
Adrian Monk : I have, three times.
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Adrian Monk : You think money can buy anything?
Rick Eden : I do. And here's why, because it can.
