Quotes
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Darren : I'd like you to drive my mobile phone around London.
Uber Driver : Is this some sort of joke?
Darren : It's 200 pounds there. Or should it be more? How much to hire you for the whole night?
Uber Driver : This ain't 'Pretty Woman', mate.
Darren : 500. 200 now and the rest when I pick up the phone. Please, just drive it around. My wife is looking for me and my children are from 'The Shining'. Please, I'm desperate. I'm a desperate man. I mean, I'm paying 500 pounds to give the phone a ride in a car.
Uber Driver : Go on, then.
Darren : Lord love ya! Thank you!
