- [Emma has offered to hook Bertram up with a girl he has a crush on]
- Bertram: Oh, absolutely not.
- Emma Ross: But aren't you tired of spending your nights polishing your nesting dolls with your tears?
- Bertram: Yes, but there's no way I'm going to let you two meddle in my personal life.
- [walks away]
- Emma Ross: Okay.
- [to Luke]
- Emma Ross: Just so we're clear, we *are* going to meddle, right?
- Luke Ross: Like Michael Phelps in the Olympics.