- Fleetwood: Hey man, it's Julius Caesar! Hey, Caesar, E pluribus unum and all that jazz.
- Father Nature: Hoho! It's you, my dear, sweet friend! Oh, how happy I am to see you.
- Fleetwood: Man, this island really is weird. First, an abominable snowman and now, I'm beginning to understand two panda's!
- Marlon: Did I ever tell you about the time I helped Atlas hold up the world? That was right before he changed his name.
- Greg Brady: What did he change his name to?
- Marlon: Butterfingers...
- Greg Brady: Fleetwood, there are times when you're a genius.
- Fleetwood: I ain't never even read the Arabian Nights, man.
- Jan Brady: That's a genie, Fleetwood...