- Bobby Brady: We, the scouts of troup 24 welcome you here to the annual jamborie. And we're... I can never remember what comes after that!
- Greg Brady: I wish you'd rehearse your speech some place else. I'm having a hard enough time trying to think about who I can get to star in my youth club show.
- Peter Brady: Why don't you both go some place else so I can be alone with my inner most thoughts and the dark despair which haunts my mind.
- Jan Brady: A Clint Flint poster! Isn't he good looking? Oh, I wish I could meet him, just once.
- Cindy Brady: Yeah, he's a real bossanova!
- Jan Brady: You mean Casanova.