- Peter Brady: We've been to 67 Palace Theaters allready. It'd be easier just to give up the group.
- Jan Brady: You'll never get into the Talent Hall of Fame with that attitude!
- Greg Brady: Pardon me, Sir, have you seen two panda's?
- Ticket Seller: I ain't sure. Does one play the kazoo, and the other one dance?
- Marcia Brady: That must be them.
- Greg Brady: So they've been here.