- Greg Brady: Marlon cancelled Miss Tickle's magic.
- Marcia Brady: Now what'll we do?
- Greg Brady: We use our noodles.
- Greg Brady: At a time like this, he's gonna make soup.
- Jan Brady: Greg means we use our brains to come up with a plan.
- Miss Tickle: Greg's right.
- [giggles]
- Miss Tickle: Noodle magic is the greatest gift of all!
- Miss Tickle: Meow, that's Tut Tut, my cat!
- Greg Brady: You mean Tut Tut your hippo, thanks to Marlon.
- Bobby Brady: Gosh, a school teacher who does magic!
- Cindy Brady: I wish we had teachers who could perform magic.
- Miss Tickle: [chuckles] All teachers perform magic, Cindy. They bring life to learning and wisdom and they make ignorance disappear.
- Jan Brady: Gee Miss Tickle, we never looked at it that way before, but you're right.