The Simpsons (TV Series)

What Animated Women Want (2013)

Tress MacNeille: Herstory Narrator

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : The marriage I have taken for granted all these years has suddenly exploded in my face. What do I do?

  Herstory Narrator : Typically, men have two choices.

  [Thought balloon over Homer shows a pair of boxing gloves labeled "Fight" and a pair of winged sneakers labeled "Flee"] 

  Homer Simpson : I like the looks of those winged shoes. I choose flee!

  [Starts running, but after a couple of blocks gets exhausted and stops] 

  Homer Simpson : Where's an automatic sidewalk when you need one? Fleeing didn't work. I have no choice. I must do... whatever the other thing was!

• Herstory Narrator : Milhouse has made his choice, and if there's any justice, he's doomed. Now let's see what Maggie is up to.

  [Cut to Maggie rocking her crib back and forth; image freezes as she falls over] 

  Herstory Narrator : Moving on.