Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Stayin' Alive (2014)
Alex Trebek: Narrator
Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : Oh my God, Alex Trebek!
Narrator : That's right, but on weekends I'm Park Ranger Alex Trebek, and I'm here to save you. I read your smoke signals telling me that there were women here in...
[to camera]
Narrator : Jeopardy.
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[last lines]
Joy Scroggs : The police will be here soon.
Elka Ostrovsky : We'll be home in time to watch 'Family Feud'.
Mamie : Steve Harvey is the best game show host!
Elka Ostrovsky : The best.
Narrator : Really? Isn't that a little bit like saying Cloris Leachman was the best actress on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'?
Elka Ostrovsky , Mamie : We never saw that show.
Narrator : Well, America won't get a chance to see the Soul Man if we don't wrap things up here, so why don't we all just take a bow right now?
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[first lines]
Narrator : Hello. I'm Alex Trebek, host of America's favorite game show.
Studio Audience : WHEEL... OF... FORTUNE!
Narrator : That's right, Jeopardy. And I want to welcome all of you to the greatest night of television you will ever witness. First off, and performing live, four women who are at the very peak of their craft. One of them is drunk. You'll see. Now, when we last saw our ladies we had left them in a number of cliff-hangers, but don't worry, we're going to resolve all of that for you, right here, but on next week's episode. So be sure to tune in next week for that. But for tonight, without any further ado, live from Studio City this is Hot... in Cleveland!
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Victoria Chase : Oh my God, this is just like that movie with Kathy Bates from the Stephen King novel of the same name.
Dr. Kang : 'Fried Green Tomatoes'?
Narrator : [to the camera] Ooh, sorry, that's wrong. The response we wanted was "What is 'Misery'?" Everybody knows that 'Fried Green Tomatoes' is from the novel by Fannie Flagg,
Dr. Kang : Stop breaking the fourth wall, Trebek.
Narrator : [backing away] Easy does it. Easy. Easy.
Victoria Chase : He is such a know-it-all.
Dr. Kang : Tell me about it.
