- Karl Roebuck: You got kids?
- Elise Wassermann: There are enough kids in this world.
- Karl Roebuck: I've got five. Three different mums, though.
- Elise Wassermann: Your vasectomy was probably a good idea, then.
- Karl Roebuck: Ha!
- Karl Roebuck: You are not really one for jokes, are you?
- Elise Wassermann: Sometimes. It depends if they are funny.
- [Karl chuckles]
- Elise Wassermann: The British place a lot of value on humor. Sometimes it makes you lose sight of things that are more important. That is just my opinion. I'm not trying to offend you.
- Karl Roebuck: No, sure. I will bring you up to speed with my assessment of French national defects later.
- Elise Wassermann: [Looks at him seriously] I'd be interested to hear your views.
- Karl Roebuck: [British and French squads stand facing each other, looking over the scene of the crime in the tunnel] She's been placed. Her posture...
- Elise Wassermann: Yes.
- Karl Roebuck: And the legs...
- Elise Wassermann: Her head is in France and she is French, so it remains a French investigation.
- Karl Roebuck: Steady on, Joan. I am not looking for a war over it.
- [laughs]
- Elise Wassermann: [Doesn't laugh] My name is not Joan.
- Karl Roebuck: [Elise has just briefed Karl on what they know about the body in the tunnel] Alright, well, we'll just wait for confirmation that we are not needed...
- Elise Wassermann: I can confirm that.
- Karl Roebuck: ...from a senior British officer. And then we'll be on our way.
- [smiles]
- Karl Roebuck: We'll observe from a distance. Maybe we can learn something, eh?
- Karl Roebuck: You still sulking?
- Elise Wassermann: No. I'm still angry.
- Karl Roebuck: Want an arm wrestle?
- Elise Wassermann: No.
- [sighs]
- Elise Wassermann: I have been told I have to work with you.
- Karl Roebuck: [Visibly annoyed] Hmm. Ok. Let's go to work, then.
- Karl Roebuck: [Watches Elise looking around with disbelief at how untidy Karl's car is] What?
- Elise Wassermann: Your car smells like wet dog.
- Karl Roebuck: Ha-ha! I haven't got a dog.
- Karl Roebuck: [Watches Elise get some rumpled papers she was sitting on top of] Sorry.
- [Takes the papers from her]
- Karl Roebuck: Here. Don't mess with the filing system.
- Elise Wassermann: Is your house like this?
- Karl Roebuck: Ha ha ha ha ha! My wife is an interior designer.
- [Looks at Elise]
- Karl Roebuck: Ha ha ha! Seriously, she's very successful. This car is my only refuge from the tyranny of style.
- Cécile Cabrillac: [At the crime scene in the tunnel, the French investigation team watches the British team arrive] Cécile:
- [with a little disdain]
- Cécile Cabrillac: Here come the Brits
- Philippe Viot: Phillipe: Don't worry. They all speak French these days.
- Karl Roebuck: [Karl and his partner approach the scene] Karl: Bonjour
- Cécile Cabrillac, Philippe Viot: Cécile and Philippe: Bonjour
- Karl Roebuck: Karl: Uhh... Parlez vous anglais?
- Cécile Cabrillac: [Watches the arrival of the British investigation team, smiles with a little disdain] Here come the Brits.
- Philippe Viot: Don't worry. They all speak French these days.
- Karl Roebuck: [Karl and his partner approach the scene] Bonjour.
- Cécile Cabrillac, Philippe Viot: Bonjour.
- Karl Roebuck: Uhh... Parlez vous anglais?