Quotes
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Pi : I volunteered to make dinner tonight, and I'm just getting a jump on the prep. Can I count you in on a nice, juicy steak?
Richard Castle : [looks at the food] These aren't steaks.
Pi : It's papaya steak. It's the juiciest steak there is.
Richard Castle : This is... *all* fruit.
Pi : I'm fruitarian.
Richard Castle : Of course you are.
Pi : It's all that I eat. Original diet of mankind. Nutrition as God intended.
Richard Castle : You know, Pi, don't, uh, take this the wrong way, but how long do you plan on staying at Casa de Castle?
Pi : You know, I'm actually in a little bit of a bind. See, I live in Amsterdam, but I, uh, kinda lost my passport... But, hey, you don't wanna hear about my troubles. You've got your own, right?
Richard Castle : I do now.
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Alexis Castle : Dad, Pi. Pi, Dad.
Pi : Hey, Mr. C.
[hugs Castle]
Pi : Awesome to meet you.
Richard Castle : "Pie." Like the dessert?
Pi : Without the E. Like the Greek letter. But, personally, I feel the whole spelling thing just stifles creativity.
Richard Castle : The "spelling thing"?
Alexis Castle : Let's let my dad decompress. Matches are in the kitchen.
Pi : Okay.
[Alexis and Pi leave]
Richard Castle : He's- He's not staying here?
Martha Rodgers : Oh, he is.
Richard Castle : Not in her *room*?
Martha Rodgers : Hey, you get to have that talk. I have a class. Ta-ta.
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Pi : Mr. C, I get the feeling things didn't go too well in DC with your Fiancee, did they?
Richard Castle : No, Pi. They did not.
Pi : You know, sometimes the best thing to do... is talk about it.
Richard Castle : [long pause] You know what? You're absolutely right.
[turns and starts leaving]
Pi : Where are you going?
Richard Castle : Going to find someone to talk about it with.
