Simon: Harry Styles

Quotes 

• Mario : Seventh punishment: Kicking Harry Styles off a building.

  Shrek : No! Donkey, Harry Styles is my favorite member of One Direction. Don't kick him off a building!

  Mario : You're not getting your way, asshole! I'm kicking this untalented motherfucker off a building, no matter what. One Direction is a shitty band anyway, so who the fuck cares? No one gives a rat's ass if I kick Harry off a building. Shrek, say farewell to Harry Shitpiles!

  [He kicks Harry Styles from behind, knocking him off the top of the building they're standing on] 

  Harry Styles : Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  [He lands in the street, and blood spills out of his head] 

  Shrek : Oh, fucksicles! Harry Styles is dead! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  [a car drives down the road and runs over Harry's corpse. Blood and guts splatter all over the street and the nearby buildings, and Shrek vomits at the sight of the gore]