The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)
Shell Game (2013)
Kristen Wiig: Lola
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Quotes
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[Lola is lying in an adjustable bed. She presses a button on the remote]
Lola : [as her back is leaned upward] Oh, that's nice.
[She presses another button and the bed folds into an L-shape]
Lola : Oh, hello mama, that is good for the circulation... I am really feeling that circulation. Let's see what else she does...
[the bed unfolds some]
Lola : Oh, that's good. That's a nice feeling right there.
[the bed folds up too much]
Lola : [nervous] Ooh! Maybe that's a little too much feeling...
[the bed folds up enough to trap her]
Lola : [dropping the remote] Oops! Heh, probably needed that.
[struggling to get out]
Lola : Oh... uh... little help here!
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Bugs Bunny : So, what do you think?
Daffy Duck : What kind of leather is this?
Bugs Bunny : I don't know. Leather.
Daffy Duck : [squeezing the chair] Is it Corinthian or cordovan? Or is it even leather at all? I mean, it feels like Naugahyde.
Bugs Bunny : It's leather.
Daffy Duck : [squeaking the chair as he moves around] It makes a weird sound when I move like this.
Bugs Bunny : Well, then stop moving like that.
Daffy Duck : I don't think I like it.
Bugs Bunny : Daffy, you're the only person in the world that wouldn't like this recliner.
Lola : Ugh! Where did you get this hideous recliner?
Daffy Duck : See? Told you. It's going back.
Bugs Bunny : What? It's just one opinion.
Lola : Uh, one professional opinion.
Bugs Bunny : You're not a professional.
Lola : Uh, no. But I watch "Design Divas" every week, so I think I know what I'm talking about.
Bugs Bunny : What is "Design Divas"?
Lola : It's the design show where diva decorators change other divas' lives one piece of furniture at a time.
Daffy Duck : [to Bugs] Hello? We have a season pass to it. How have you never seen it?
[to Lola]
Daffy Duck : Ugh. Always with the reading, this guy.
Lola : What happened to your old recliner?
Daffy Duck : Braniac over there thought he was doing me a favor by throwing it away and giving me this, this Naugahyde nightmare.
Lola : It's beyond horrible.