- Jason: [having found the stolen gold bars] Yeah, all right you pretty babies, daddy's gonna take you home.
- Base Commander: Who sent you and how did you get here?
- Mark: We told you to truth.
- Princess: Do you w-want us to lie?
- Keyop: Arr-prr-toot, hang glider club.
- Base Commander: You're talking to the Base Commander. Show respect.
- Tiny Harper: Ah, the last time I was in the South Seas, there was this native girl. She did a hula underneath the palms in the moonlight, just for me. Wow, did she come on! Oh, hey, did she come on...
- Mark: Ok Tiny, close your scrapbook and get us headed for Paya.
- Tiny Harper: Huh? Uh, Big Ten.