- Master Shake's Muscles: So, stop asking or I'll ask you to leave the room, and then it will be rhetorical, friend! 'Cuz you'll be only three blocks away with a cave dead head, wearing your ass on a dog collar!
- Master Shake: Yeah, how about you open your ears, Frylock? And listen to my chest with the...
- Master Shake's Muscles: You listen too, drink cup! 'Cuz I'm only going to say this once. I'm running the show! And if you cost me, I'll crush your legs in a direction they ain't supposed to go!
- Master Shake: May I ask please... who you are?
- Master Shake's Muscles: I'm your muscles! You get one question and you used it! Next question!
- Master Shake: How... how did you get there?
- Master Shake's Muscles: I told you one question!
- Master Shake: But then, you said next question.
- Master Shake's Muscles: The next time you open your mouth, it will be to show the dentist what he's going to be working on for the next six months! Fucking teeth!
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Muscle beverages. Singapore muscle beverages. It's called Thump. 'Cuz that's what you do to dudes after you drink this. Comes in two flavors: Mango Bitch Slap and Coconut-What-Did-You-Say-To-Me?
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Wait, back away from the home entertainment center! I still got three more payments on that plasma!
- Master Shake's Muscles: Shut the word hole in your face before I fill it with angry diharrea! I want all of the rest of your muscle drink right now!
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Here. I got you a new flavor, new flavor. Blueberry Butt Rape. Ah-ah-ah. Fourteen... American... dollars.
- [Muscles stare at him]
- Carl Brutananadilewski: Did I stutter?
- Master Shake's Muscles: Oh, shoot. I don't have fourteen dollars. Um, do you have fourteen dollars?
- Master Shake: Don't look at me, I'm broke.
- Frylock: Try these. It's uh, they're muscle mints. And I've got some vitamins. And they're free, too. Here, take them all!
- Master Shake's Muscles: Give me all of them.
- [the muscles fell unconscious]