Midnight Screenings (TV Series)
Priest/Bridesmaids (2011)
Brad Jones: Self
Quotes
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Brad Jones : When you have slow-motion shots of people throwing stuff away from the camera, that's when you know it's not a real 3-D movie!
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Brad Jones : "No, Brad! It's okay! You'll like this Molly Shannon character; she's annoying!" Agh! Really? This one? Well, that might work!
[pause]
Brad Jones : Fuck Kristen Wiig!
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Brad Jones : Since your movie's about a wedding, did it have a priest in it, too?
Jerrid Foiles : [laughing]
Jerrid Foiles : Um, yeah, yeah.
Brad Jones : I bet you it was no Karl Urban!
[everyone laughs hysterically]
Brian Lewis : Now wouldn't you feel silly if it actually WAS Karl Urban?
Brad Jones : [mock sadness] Yes.
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[on Kristen Wiig's only partially topless nudity in 'Bridesmaids']
Brad Jones : Boo.
Brian Lewis : No tits. Zero stars.