- Jessie Bright: Dad, you're drunk. And high. And throwing knives into people. We need to get you to bed.
- Booing Audience Member: Booooo!
- Vintage Hat Heckler: Is that costume a joke? Old west cowboys didn't actually wear cowboy hats. They wore bowlers, slouch hats and top hats.
- Booing Audience Member: Boooooooooo!
- Vintage Hat Heckler: What you're wearing is a Calgary White Hat, a Stetson variation that was not even made until 1946! Pick up a history book sometime! Boo!
- Frankenstein the Dog: [barks]
- Jessie Bright: What's wrong, boy?
- Frankenstein the Dog: [barks]
- Jessie Bright: Rita fell down the theatre steps?
- Frankenstein the Dog: [barks]
- Jessie Bright: And she can't get up because she hurt her leg?
- Frankenstein the Dog: [barks]
- Jessie Bright: Lead the way!
- [follows Frankenstein down the hall]