- Marge: Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it.
- Professor Frink: I was able to put Homer's memories in the body of a clone, identical to the original in every way. I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed to start with something simpler.
- 30 Years Old Bart: Wow. Now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.
- Miss Hoover: Anything to please my man.
- Rev. Lovejoy: And so we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson. Beloved husband, father and poorly informed sports fan.
- 28 Years Old Lisa: I love how you're dropping all your definite articles.
- 30 Years Old Milhouse: Brevity soul wit.